From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Robert D Castro) Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles Subject: Re: Help me! I have MOTB!!!!! Date: 23 Jun 1995 14:01:24 GMT In article (DAL2Et.1JL@bigtop.dr.att.com), John W. Markus (email@example.com) wrote: :Ok. I know we've all had our occasional ilnesses because of motorcycles :(such as new bike fever, or Ducati lust), however, I think I've contracted :the deadly MOTB. (Motorcycles On The Brain) The last few weeks I've been :showing the tell-tale symptoms, but I need a second opinion. [symptoms deleted ] :John- You have a very very VERY mild case. When you start sleeping in your helmet, leathers, gloves, and boots and bring your bike into the kitchen to share a cup of coffee with THEN you may want to see a doctor.... Dr. Speed is highly recommended!