mr.rude@spam+die.dod.no (Rude Roadkill) :
++Well, to write proper danish, the first thing you have to do is stuff
++a potato into your communications port.
+No-no-no! That's the recipe for speaking skånsk.
But Skåne is Northern Denmark...
+This is the op.mod.
+for speaking danish *and* get understood by danes:
+1: Slice open your throat
+2: Stuff some potatoes in
+3: Go fin an old scarf, stuff it in
+4: Drink *lots* of booze
+5: Speak english
+*Now* you speak danish
find someone to kick you, so you get angry.