: -(Don't you know you should _never_ *ever* tie your router packets
: -up with string? The string gets all tangled up in the network.)
: Gaffers tape. Definitely.
Don't be silly. The adhesive from the tape might adhere to the inside of the wire and cause the packet to get stuck, causing all the packets behind it to jam up and cause LAN gridlock.
You enclose your packets in little origami baloons, of course.