From: (Michael Warner)
Subject: ABOI: Marketing Psychology
Date: Thu, 5 Jun 1997 02:22:35 GMT

From: (Lance Olkovick)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,
Subject: Re: Title for the next Troy McClure infomercial
Date: Sat, 31 May 1997 10:59:52 GMT (Sean Smith) wrote:

Found under the sink in the office kitchen a product for cleaning dirty coffee pots called:

Clean That Pot!


It's one of the products of the popular new in-your-face marketing strategy. Other products and services include:

Eat Your Vegetables!.....frozen peas and carrots

Go To Your Room!.....hotel chain

What're *You* Lookin' At?!.....1 hr eyeglasses

Move Your Ass!.....van lines

You Put On your Gum Boots, Young Man!.....condoms