W.E. Aaron Maracle's Collected List of Weird and Unusual Questions:

1) If a ram is a sheep, and an ass is a donkey, why is a ram in the ass a goose?
2) If you placed a refrigerator in a climatically sealed room and left it
running with the door open, would the room get hotter or colder?
3) Why are flamingo's pink and their knees are on backwards?
4) Could God create a rock so heavy that he himslef could not lift it?
5) If you put gum over your asshole and farted, would it make a bubble?
6) What's the shortest route around an island?
7) If you are travelling at the speed of light and you turn your
headlights on, what happens?
8) If you ate your own foot, would you lose weight?
9) Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
10) What is Braille for "Braille"?
11) Have you ever thought of all the wholes there could be if people
would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
12) Do babies think adults are cute?
13) If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
14) If you unscrewed your bellybutton, would you ass fall off?