From: (Matthew Alan Hilton)
Newsgroups: alt.smokers.cigars
Subject: Funny Story about smoking
Date: Wed, 04 Mar 1998 21:23:22 GMT

I don't know if anyone else will think that this is funny but I laugh everytime I think about it...

I am in college and one night I was walking around campus with a cigar (I forget which one, but it wasn't that special) that I was enjoying. I decided to sit on a bench. Now I admit I was awful close to the library and that there were people walking by but no one said a word except for a few that asked what kind of cigar I was smoking... until SHE walked by walking her dog. I assume that she was a prof, an awfully young and beautiful prof but anyway I noticed her sit down on a bench in front of me. Her stock went down when she just looked at me and said "Something sure does stink" and then looked at me annoyingly. At the moment she stopped speaking her tiny, cute, fluffy dog with a ribbon on its head decided that it needed to go and just took a dump on her shoe. I said that it sure did stink and asked her to clean the crap that was smelling off of her shoe. I about died of laughter and she left in huff "I'm not exactly sure what a huff is but that had to be one". The next day in calculus, guess who was the sub...

From: (KiNGME)
Newsgroups: alt.smokers.cigars
Subject: Re: Funny Story about smoking
Date: 4 Mar 1998 23:48:25 GMT

--The next day in calculus, guess who was the sub... --

The dog? Damn, I'm never good at multiple choice questions.