`We are the ones who will hear', said Phoucgh, `the answer
to the great question of Life...!'
`The Universe...!' said Loonqawl.
`And Everything...!'
`Shhh', said Loonquawl with a slight gesture, `I think
Deep Thought is preparing to speak!'
There was a moment's expectant pause whilst panels
slowly came to life on the front of the console. Lights
flashed on and off experimentally and settled down into a
businesslike pattern. A soft low hum came from the
communication channel.
`Good morning', said Deep Thought at last.
`Er...Good morning, O Deep Thought', said Loonquawl
nervously, `do you have...er, that is...'
`An answer for you?' interrupted Deep Thought majestically.
`Yes, I have.'
The two men shivered with expectancy. Their waiting had
not been in vain.
`There really is one?' breathed Phouchg.
`There really is one', confirmed Deep Thought.
`To Everything? To the great Question of Life, the
Universe and Everything?'
`Yes'.
Both of the men had been trained for this moment, their
lives had been a preparation for it, they had been selected
at birth as those who would witness the answer, but even so
they found themselves gasping and squirming, like excited
children.
`And you are ready to give it to us?', urged Loonquawl.
`I am.'
`Now?'
`Now', said Deep Thought.
They both licked their dry lips.
`Though I don't think', added Deep Thought, `that you're
going to like it.'
`Doesn't matter!' said Phoucgh. `We must know it! Now!'
`Now?', inquired Deep thought.
`Yes! Now...'
`Alright', said the computer and settled into silence again.
The two men fidgeted. The tension was unbearable.
`You're really not going to like this', observed Deep Thought.
`Tell us!'
`Alright', said Deep Thought. `The Answer to the Great
Question...'
`Yes...!'
`Of Life, the Universe and Everything...', said Deep Thought.
`Yes...!'
`Is...'
`Yes...!!!...?'
`Forty-two', said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and
calm.
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