Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: henry1@henryfarkas.com (Henry W. Farkas) Subject: Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? Keywords: topical, chuckle Approved: funny-request@netfunny.com Path: ifi.uio.no!uio.no!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsfeed2.easynews.com!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!newscene!novia!novia!news.netfunny.com!funny-request Followup-To: rec.humor.d Message-ID: Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 19:30:00 PDT Lines: 29 Xref: ifi.uio.no rec.humor.funny:8075 Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? My friends won't send forces, or money to me. Looked hard under sand dunes; there's nothing to see, So Lord, won't you find me a WMD? Oh, Lord, won't you find me some chemicals, please? France and Australia are laughing back at me. I wait for intelligence each day until three, So Lord, won't you find some banned chemicals, please? Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a fight in Iran? There's oil in there, Lord; please give me their sand. Prove that you love me and buy me a plan, Oh, Lord, won't you find me a fight in Iran? Oh, Lord, won't you find me a WMD? The Dems might just rally and get off their knees. Elections are coming; there's nothing to see, So Lord, won't you find me a Dubya MD? -- Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@netfunny.com. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. Remember: Always give your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Don't use "joke" or "submission" or "joke submission," please. For the full submission guidelines, see http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/ This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Jul/wmd.html